The 6 Phases of Work

Phase 1
You are listening to jazz

You are listening to jazz
Your first day at work is great. Your coworkers are wonderful, your cubicle is cute, and your boss is the best!

Phase 2
You are listening to pop music

You are listening to pop music
After a while you are so busy that you are not sure if you're coming or going anymore.

Phase 3
You are listening to heavy metal

You are listening to heavy metal
This is what you feel like at month end.

Phase 4
You are listening to hip hop

You are listening to hip hop
You become bloated due to stress, feel sluggish and suffer from constipation. Your coworkers are too cheerful for your liking and the walls of your cubicle are closing in. You have started thinking 'WHATEVER' about your boss.

Phase 5
You are listening to GANGSTA RAP

You are listening to GANGSTA RAP
After more time passes, your eyes start to twitch, you forget what a 'good hair day' feels like as you just fall out of bed and load up on caffeine.

Phase 6
You are listening to the voices in your head

You are listening to the voices in your head
You have build a makeshift door on your cubicle to keep people out, You have a dartboard with your bosses picture on it in your cube, You wonder why you are even here in the first place.

The 6 Phases of Work

Phase 1 You are listening to jazz

Phase 2 You are listening to pop music

Phase 3 You are listening to heavy metal

Phase 4 You are listening to hip hop

Phase 5You are listening to GANGSTA RAP